Size Matters – Except When Don’t

By Felipe Lohan Pinheiro da Silva

One day, in the Vlaosian Empire, Milan visited the two-story wooden cottage of Nicholas (Nick), who had just married a girl called Helga. Nick was human and Helga a hobbit.

Hobbits are bulky humanoid beings, 1.20m (about 4ft) tall  and w/ proportionally long fingers, that allows them to wield human weapons and tools w/out many problems (except for body size). They're also known as "Tcho-Tcho" people in some Oriental civilizations of the world.

Also, the report of an ancient census was published in the Vlaosian Empire; it was discovered the average weight of the hobbits was about [168 lbs / 76.20kg]. The document was so influential and popular that the word “Hobbit” became an unit of measurement, being each hobbit the aforementioned weight.

Helga is cute, blue eyed, ginger haired and had pinky cheeks. She used green clothes and used a long red pointy cap. She had a nice butt and rack/breasts (in proportion of her body size, of course), w/ the mark of her nipples in the surface of the clothes.

Later, Milan and Nick were talking in the oƒƒіce.

[Milan]: Let me ask something: you just married w/ a smallfolk girl. İt’s like a guy from the giant race marrying a human girl. İ can’t imagine it, but İ could imagine the opposite: a human man marrying a giant girl, or a smallfolk man marrying a human girl. Mechanical matters: a little cock ƒіts inside inside a large pussy, but not the opposite, you know.

[Nick]: She endures the thickness, don’t make any complaints about it and loves it, İ guarantee. İ saw cases of smallfolk girls who married w/ guys from the giant race, and that girls ALSO DİDN’T MADE ANY FUCKİNG COMPLAİNT ABOUT İT. Believe in me: when the smaller girl loves the bigger guy, she endures it. Man, when that happens, looks that their pussies suddenly becomes surprisingly elastic. And yes, they also like anal sex.

The End

***Bibliography***

The Tcho-Tchos were created by Howard Phillips Lovecraft.

The first time the word “Hobbit” was used as a mythical race was in the work “The Denham Tracts – Volume Ⅱ/2”, by Michael Aislabie Denham (1800-1859), published in 1895, in public domain:

https://archive.org/stream/denhamtractscoll00denh#page/79/mode/1up

In North Wales, a “Hobbit” was an ancient unit of measuring weight, being 168 lbs (or 76.20kg). Links:

A Law Dictionary:

https://archive.org/details/lawdictionar_blac_1910_00/page/n588/mode/1up

A Digest Of The Decisions Of The Courts Of England:

https://archive.org/details/cu31924017835269/page/n634/mode/1up

Old Country And Farming Words – James Britten:

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://library.indstate.edu/about/units/rbsc/cordell/pdfs/britten_1880_old_country.pdf

The Farmer's Magazine (1834):

https://archive.org/details/farmersmagazine31358lond/page/202/mode/1up

Hobbit also appears to be an old surname:

Baptist Missionary Magazine (1845 - March):

https://archive.org/details/baptistmissionar253amer/page/71/mode/1up

The Law Of Pleading And Evidence In Civil Actions (1851):

https://archive.org/details/lawofpleadingevi01saunuoft/page/756/mode/1up

An Analytical Digest Of The Cases Published In The New Series Of The Law Journal Reports (1852):

https://archive.org/details/cu31924017963244/page/n478/mode/1up

The village Bard – John Jubb:

https://archive.org/details/villagebard00jubb/page/121/mode/1up